macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
muffin-bitch: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people what the fuck you’re right
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
ughimlazy: slydig: 2 years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. the dad said “get the kids out of the house and we’ll call the police. we dont have a clown statue”. the clown was actually a killer that escaped the prison from 10 years ago. if you dont reblog this the clown will be on ur bed...
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz: norulesnobras: Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom. It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a...
odairfull: finishing a book is like being ripped out of another home
lizthefangirl: davegrohlsfacialhair: i recommend the creme brulee i recommend you go away patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY